Pet Perspective

"How do you keep making the lights go on and off?" your pet might wonder.Write about you doing something in your house...from a pet's point of view.

Well i dont have a pet but here goes:

"*Bark bark*. Oh my oh my. I do wonder why Those silly old humans use those pointy little meatal things just to eat their food. Whats wrong with just eating straight out of the bowl? wouldnt it be sooooo much easier than putting the bite on the pointy thing, *bark* then lifting it up then putting it in their mouth? *bark*You cant get the satisfaction of getting a really BIG delicious bite if you are detained by the use of the little meatal stick. *Bark* I dont think i'll ever understand those ignorant little humans who insist on such an idiotic utinsel. *BARK*